«Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.»
Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
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Thursday, September 27, 2007
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